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Son of the Beach

Son of the Beach
★ 6.3/10•2000•30m•TV-14•Comedy
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A parody of "Baywatch" featuring Malibu Adjacent's Notch Johnson, the world's greatest lifeguard (hardly), and his unit SPF-30.

StatusEnded
Runtime30m
LanguageEN
First Air DateMar 14, 2000

Episodes

Episode 1 - With Sex You Get EggrollE1

With Sex You Get Eggroll

The Mayor wants Head Lifeguard Notch Johnson out of Malibu Adjacent, and she's recruited Kimberlee Clark to join his squad and get the low-down on him by wearing a mini-camera. She thinks that her work is done when Notch decides to bust enslaved girls from a whore house from the inside, by posing as a customer. If the slavers don't get Notch, the Mayor's video will. Or will Kimberlee help Notch to save the day?

Mar 14, 2000

Episode 2 - Silence of the ClamsE2

Silence of the Clams

A unpopular girl, doesn't have a date for ""Clamapolooza"" in a end party for the college students spring break. She starts to polute the beach to close this event.

Mar 21, 2000

Episode 3 - In the G-HettoE3

In the G-Hetto

When Jamaica is blackmailed into running drugs for a gangsta, Notch insists upon taking her place as the "mule". After all, who else can swallow 13 cocaine-filled condoms and then swim two miles? Also, Chip enters the Mr. Pec pageant. The Mayor's a judge, and she's got a guaranteed way for Chip to win.

Mar 28, 2000

Episode 4 - Love, Native American StyleE4

Love, Native American Style

Notch is distraught when his step-father, local Indian Chief Pokemon, passes on, and a local casino developer convinces the Kahonee Tribe to construct a casino on their land. Although the deal's crooked, Notch is no Indian giver, and he seeks a legal way to halt construction. Also, Chip's South American relatives need money, so Chip moonlights as a male stripper.

Apr 4, 2000

Episode 5 - Two Thongs Don't Make a RightE5

Two Thongs Don't Make a Right

When Little Peter Gozinya disappears on the beach, Notch and the gang mobilize to find him. And also mobilize to repeal the Mayor's ban on thong bikinis. Which effort will prove successful?

Apr 11, 2000

Episode 6 - Fanny and the ProfessorE6

Fanny and the Professor

The Mayor with help from The Professor, plot to take over Notch's job and the beach with three beautiful robot lifeguards.

Apr 18, 2000

Episode 7 - Eat My MuffinE7

Eat My Muffin

When BJ muffs a save, she goes into an identity crisis and ends up in the care of The Divine Rod, who runs a home for lost women. And runs a web-site where people pay to watch the women, and Rod, um, ""treating"" them. Under Notch's direction, Kimberlee infiltrates the cult and snatches it's secret: psychotropic-drug-laced bran muffins. Realizing that BJ is under someone else's control, the bran muffins move Notch into action. Meanwhile, the Tetherball Invitational Tournament is in town, and the Mayor's bet that the gang can win.

Aug 1, 2000

Episode 8 - Miso HoneiE8

Miso Honei

When the world's most dangerous tsunami, Miso Honei, is detected rushing at Malibu Adjacent, the Mayor senses a media event and tries to get Notch to surf it. He refuses until the Mayor grants a parole to the only other surfer capable of surviving the wave, Adolf Manson. Manson's bad boy image wows Malibu Adjacent's impressionable children. Will Notch jump on Miso Honei for the kids and ride it safely to shore? Also, Chip and B.J. fall in love and decide to quit the force.

Aug 8, 2000

Episode 9 - South of Her BorderE9

South of Her Border

When Notch and the girls travel to the South American nation of Humidor to stop a military coup, they end up in prison instead. The shackles aren't so bad, but the all-bean diet? Ai, ai, ai. Can they escape in time to stop the coup? While the others are gone, Chip runs a junior lifeguard program.

Aug 15, 2000

Episode 10 - Day of the JackassE10

Day of the Jackass

Malibu Adjacent is hosting a peace conference between China and Africa, and Notch has been banned from attending. That would be no problem, except Notch's old Army Secret Ops buddy, Captain ""Buck"" Enteneille has shown up and wants to go. It's even more of a problem when Notch sees him going anyway, with a sniper rifle. Can Notch stop Enteneille from ruining the conference, and still keep his friendship with Buck? Tune in. Also, Jamaica falls in love with an African prince.

Aug 22, 2000

Episode 11 - A Star Is BonedE11

A Star Is Boned

The glamour of Hollywood is hitting the beaches of Malibu Adjacent: the fabulous stars, the adoring crowds, the death threats. Notch Johnson joins the case when actress Regina Streep is almost killed on his beach. Can Notch find the assailant before they grab Regina? Also, Jamaica runs a bachelor auction.

Aug 29, 2000

Episode 12 - Attack of the CocktopussE12

Attack of the Cocktopuss

When the Cocktopuss sets shores on the beach, the mayor wants it as another wonder of the world. Chip sings for a rock band.

Sep 5, 2000

Episode 13 - Mario Putzo's... The Last DongE13

Mario Putzo's... The Last Dong

Vinnie Fellachio returns to terrorizes the beach. Chip's sister, Ava Rommel visits him, and puts the moves on B.J.

Sep 12, 2000

Actors

Timothy Stack

Timothy Stack

Notch Johnson

Jaime Bergman

Jaime Bergman

B.J. Cummings

Leila Arcieri

Leila Arcieri

Jamaica St. Croix

Kimberly Oja

Kimberly Oja

Kimberlee Clark

Lisa Banes

Lisa Banes

Mayor Anita Massengil

Roland Kickinger

Roland Kickinger

Chip Rommel

Amy Weber

Amy Weber

Porcelain Bidet

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