Valentine's Day

The Life You Save Is Yours

Sep 18, 1964

Fraudulent Female

Sep 25, 1964

How to Live without Dying

Oct 2, 1964

Triple Trouble

Oct 9, 1964

Call Me No Cabs

Oct 16, 1964

If Africa Speaks, Don't Answer

Oct 23, 1964

The Baritone Canary

Oct 30, 1964

The Old School Tie

Nov 6, 1964

Yen Ku Horowitz

Nov 13, 1964

The Hottest Game in Town

Rocky falls in love with an aspiring comedienne.

Nov 20, 1964

Bride and Gloom

Nov 27, 1964

Cherry Blossoms in New York

Dec 4, 1964

Teahouse of the Bankrupt Moon

Dec 11, 1964

Sea the Seasick Sailor

Dec 18, 1964

All Through the Night

Dec 25, 1964

Follow the Broken Pretzel

Jan 1, 1965

The Double Shamaguchi

Val is dating clean-living author Donna who surprises him with various health foods. Rocky inadvertently proposes to Pat, who he's nicknamed Yum Yum. Rocky tried to break the engagement but her two huge brothers are out to convince him otherwise. Rocky hires Tommy to pose as his son and tells the brothers he's already married. They don't believe him so Val poses as Rocky's grandfather, wearing Oriental garb including a black belt. Pat's brothers Fugi and Shigi know that a black belt wearer cannot lie and when Grandfather Val tells them Rocky is married they believe him. They then ask Val to see his famous Shamaguchi judo hold, which Val turns into a double by knocking both to the floor. Donna shows up with mock hamburger casserole which Val hands to Rocky with orders to burn. The next day Val learns that Fugi and Shigi used the double shamguchi in their latest wrestling match.

Jan 8, 1965

The Sweet Smell of Wampum

Jan 15, 1965

Which Witch?

Jan 22, 1965

Two Weeks With Pay

Jan 29, 1965

All Right Louie, Drop That Blue Pencil

Juggy breaks out of prison to bring Val his manuscript Jailbirds Can't Fly South. Val wants to publish it but finds Juggy violently sensitive to any editorial changes. Val and O.D. Dunstall throw Juggy a party to celebrate his forthcoming book but Juggy shows up with two thugs intent on robbing the guests.

Feb 5, 1965

For Me and My Sal

Feb 12, 1965

Sin Has Two Faces

Feb 19, 1965

Mad, Mad Momma

Feb 26, 1965

The Title Fight

Mar 5, 1965

Viva Valentine

Mar 12, 1965

The Man Who Shot the World

Mar 19, 1965

Mama Loathes Papa

Mar 26, 1965

Instant Father

Apr 2, 1965

Tell Me in English

Apr 9, 1965

Farrow's Fling

Apr 16, 1965

A Muffin Is Not a Tart

Apr 23, 1965

I'll Cry at My Wedding

Apr 30, 1965

Climb Upon My Knee, Sonny Boy

May 7, 1965