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Distractible

Distractible

★ 9.5/10•2021•Talk•Comedy
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The Distractible Podcast with Mark Fischbach, Wade Barnes, and Bob Muyskens is a space to have thoughtful discussions about funny, out there, or otherwise interesting stories from everyday life. Also an opportunity for three friends to remind each other they are not as smart as they think.

StatusReturning Series
LanguageEN
First Air DateMay 17, 2021

Episodes

Episode 1 - HairE147m

Hair

Today the guys discuss all things hair (and the lack there of)! They warn of the dangers of hair removal, explore the strange hair trends of ancient Greek statues, and discuss sci-fi scenarios where the elite harvest hair and organs from the less fortunate.

May 17, 2021

Episode 2 - Body OdorE246m

Body Odor

Mark hosts while Wade and Bob one-up each other's concepts for eliminating body odor, debate the true number of human senses, and remember nostalgic aromas.

May 24, 2021

Episode 3 - TransportationE355m

Transportation

Mark hosts while Wade and Bob one-up each other's concepts for eliminating body odor, debate the true number of human senses, and remember nostalgic aromas.

May 31, 2021

Episode 4 - CampingE453m

Camping

Mark recounts the legend of an insane creature from the Rocky Mountains. Bob explains how his formative kayaking trip almost ended like a horror movie, and Wade...well, Wade just does what Wade does...

Jun 7, 2021

Episode 5 - Fake TechE556m

Fake Tech

Bob prompts a discussion about technology that blurs the lines of reality in this hilarious episode full of gadget scams, 00's game nostalgia, and if the mute button could exist for real life.

Jun 14, 2021

Episode 6 - SupernaturalE652m

Supernatural

Mark hosts as Bob and Wade trade scary stories. For Bob, it's a strange woman who catches children who stay out too late. For Wade, a true story about how the night after watching "Texas Chainsaw Massacre" may have been scarier than the movie itself!

Jun 21, 2021

Episode 7 - Bob's FridgeE752m

Bob's Fridge

Bob rages while telling a story about the disaster that was the installation of his new fridge, and the technicians behind it.

Jun 28, 2021

Episode 8 - ConventionsE846m

Conventions

On this episode of the pod, the guys get nostalgic for conventions and all the good and bad that come with them. From notable failed attempts, to bizarre themes (like "pizza" and "baby"), to post-COVID predictions, conventions hold a special place in Mark, Bob, and Wade's hearts.

Jul 5, 2021

Episode 9 - Hold my BeerE960m

Hold my Beer

Wade hosts as Mark and Bob share some classic "hold my beer" moments from their college days.

Jul 12, 2021

Episode 10 - SynchronicityE1058m

Synchronicity

In front of a "live" Discord audience, the guys discuss synchronicities, déjà vu, mind-reading, and hive minds.

Jul 19, 2021

Episode 11 - Perfect CrimeE1163m

Perfect Crime

Mark, Bob and Wade aim to answer the age old hypothetical question: "What is the perfect crime?".

Jul 26, 2021

Episode 12 - Kids are StupidE1254m

Kids are Stupid

The guys share stories about how dumb kids can be: from inventing stupid games, to playing with banned toys, and somehow making it through all of it without a scratch.

Aug 2, 2021

Episode 13 - Happy FuneralsE1350m

Happy Funerals

Bob hosts, opening the floor for Mark and Wade to discuss what they want their funerals to be like.

Aug 9, 2021

Episode 14 - FutureE1464m

Future

This week, the guys talk about the future: expectations vs. reality. What did people in the past predict the future would be like? Were they accurate? The guys wonder if they too will be accurate if they attempt to do the same.

Aug 16, 2021

Episode 15 - How to make a Best FriendE1547m

How to make a Best Friend

The guys give absolutely the worst advice possible on how to make a best friend.

Aug 23, 2021

Episode 16 - On Sh*t MomentsE1658m

On Sh*t Moments

The guys discuss their bathroom close calls. Expired meat and hospital visits included, underwear left behind

Aug 30, 2021

Episode 17 - How Dare YouE1759m

How Dare You

Tough sports coaches, rude fast food customers, and criminals getting their comeuppance, the guys discuss all of their moments of revenge and defiance against those who dared to cross them.

Sep 6, 2021

Episode 18 - Dreams & NightmaresE1856m

Dreams & Nightmares

The guys recount their night terrors, the first ones they remember having as well as the ones they still have today. They also explore how memory relates to dreams.

Sep 13, 2021

Episode 19 - King of MeatE1968m

King of Meat

Following the first ever tie in Distractible history, Mark and Bob attempt to share hosting responsibilities, while Wade regales in his tales of good and not so good eats.

Sep 20, 2021

Episode 20 - Life PlanE2057m

Life Plan

The guys discuss their life paths, including career goals, turning points and what job they'd have in a zombie apocalypse.

Sep 27, 2021

Episode 21 - Lies from ParentsE2151m

Lies from Parents

From coffee stunting your growth, to gum staying in your stomach forever, the guys recall the lies their parents told them growing up and how they still affect them as adults.

Oct 4, 2021

Episode 22 - Dating AdviceE2269m

Dating Advice

Wade hosts as Bob shares the story of his movie theater dating scare, and Mark reminisces on the only dating idea he had in high school, or the lack thereof.

Oct 11, 2021

Episode 23 - Dangerous CoastersE2357m

Dangerous Coasters

The guys discuss crazy roller coasters and amusement park rides, as well as discuss what a hypothetical "euthanasia coaster" would consist of.

Oct 18, 2021

Episode 24 - I Was Wrong...E2453m

I Was Wrong...

The spelling of certain words, sex ed miscommunications, examples of the Mandela Effect: the guys humbly admit when they were wrong...

Oct 25, 2021

Episode 25 - Fears & FetishesE2558m

Fears & Fetishes

Sharks, stage fright, and snapping your legs like Joe Theismann. Today, the guys discuss their fears and whether or not the opposite of a fear is a fetish.

Nov 1, 2021

Episode 26 - Old MenE2654m

Old Men

Let's face it: Mark, Bob and Wade are getting - up there.

Nov 8, 2021

Episode 27 - We Are All Going To DieE2753m

We Are All Going To Die

Birds falling from the sky, climate change, solar flares, Jeff Bezos... What will be humanity's ultimate demise?

Nov 15, 2021

Episode 28 - Young & StupidE2853m

Young & Stupid

The guys discuss adolescent sneakiness, food revelations, and more Jeff Bezos!

Nov 22, 2021

Episode 29 - That One GuyE2957m

That One Guy

Campfire guitar guy, the gamer guy with a bad mic, Crypto Bros, Florida Man… you know, that guy. Which “guy” are our guys?

Nov 29, 2021

Episode 30 - Never Give UpE3052m

Never Give Up

Mark shares the story of a pilot who crashed his plane seven times, inspiring Bob and Wade to find similar tales of perseverance despite ridiculous failure.

Dec 6, 2021

Episode 31 - Humanity Is BadE3149m

Humanity Is Bad

Bob challenges Mark and Wade to prove that humanity is ultimately good.

Dec 13, 2021

Episode 32 - Christmas Gone WrongE3252m

Christmas Gone Wrong

The guys dive into how disturbing and strange some holiday traditions really are.

Dec 20, 2021

Episode 33 - Failed ResolutionsE3355m

Failed Resolutions

Mark's bizarre sleeping schedule, Bob drinks an entire handle of vodka, and Wade is - jogging? The guys discuss self improvement and whether or not New Year's is overrated.

Dec 27, 2021

Episode 34 - The Perfect MealE3453m

The Perfect Meal

The guys discuss their cooking mishaps and oddly satisfying food creations.

Jan 3, 2022

Episode 35 - Cryptids Are ScaryE3552m

Cryptids Are Scary

Mark's late-night descent into the "distressingmemes" subreddit sparks discussion of scary stories, including Bob and Wade's favorite cryptids.

Jan 10, 2022

Episode 36 - Bad HabitsE3661m

Bad Habits

From nose picking to cigarette smoking, the guys start 2022 off by discussing their worst habits.

Jan 17, 2022

Episode 37 - Beware The Candy Uncle...E3758m

Beware The Candy Uncle...

Inspired by the Stanford Marshmallow Experiment, Mark challenges Bob and Wade to brainstorm creative ways to keep kids from eating too much candy.

Jan 24, 2022

Episode 38 - Funniest Joke In The WorldE3851m

Funniest Joke In The World

After reading an "official" list of the funniest jokes in the world and deciding they aren't that funny, Bob challenges Mark and Wade to find or make the funniest joke in the world, with Mark ultimately turning to AI for assistance.

Jan 31, 2022

Episode 39 - Waste Of MoneyE3956m

Waste Of Money

The guys trade stories about losing embarrassing amounts of money. From Craigslist scams to mobile games, yard sales and more.

Feb 7, 2022

Episode 40 - The Distractible ThreesomeE4060m

The Distractible Threesome

In honor of Valentine's Day, the guys show their devotion by answering The New York Times' "36 Questions that Lead to Love".

Feb 14, 2022

Episode 41 - The Worst Piece Of Sh*t Episode EverE4156m

The Worst Piece Of Sh*t Episode Ever

Bob hosts and absentmindedly goes over an entire topic that the guys have already discussed in an earlier episode, leading to him having a breakdown. Also, Wade's dogs are fine, thanks for asking.

Feb 21, 2022

Episode 42 - Criminally SubliminalE4263m

Criminally Subliminal

Love them or hate them, we live in a world of advertisements. The guys discuss nostalgic commercials, the psychology behind ads and how they approach recording their own ads for Distractible.

Feb 28, 2022

Episode 43 - Hill I Will Die OnE4357m

Hill I Will Die On

Prepare for a lot of hot takes as the guys explore their own and argue about them.

Mar 7, 2022

Episode 44 - Pet StoriesE4465m

Pet Stories

The guys reminisce about hilarious and chaotic pet-related memories.

Mar 14, 2022

Episode 45 - Disappointing Our ParentsE4561m

Disappointing Our Parents

Quitting jobs, sneaking porn, having a run-in with the police, today the guys chat about times they upset their parents.

Mar 21, 2022

Actors

Mark Fischbach

Mark Fischbach

Host

Robert Muyskens

Robert Muyskens

Host

Wade Barnes

Wade Barnes

Host

Baldermort

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