The Misery Index

That Milk Must Have Turned by Now

Oct 22, 2019

Men of Intellect

Joe and Q finally become "gentlemen", a little piggy goes to the emergency room and a man rides the elevator from hell as a clumsy paramedic and accidental sexter battle to be masters of misery and win the $30,000 grand prize.

Oct 22, 2019

He’s Crushing His Man Cave Game

What does Jameela refer to as a "fun arm," and The Tenderloins witness the most embarrassing way to ruin a friend's wedding. Will being pooped on by a dolphin or sucking toilet water out of a cell phone help contestants win $30,000?

Oct 29, 2019

How Did It Get In There?

Find out the dumbest way to break up with someone, and what gross sex dream Sal needs to "soldier forward" from. A pantless performer and a vertical face planter go all out in the hunt to be masters of misery and for a $30,000 grand prize.

Nov 5, 2019

You Better Watch Your Filthy Mouth

What if your landlord left this miserable surprise for you, or you're caught "faking it" on live tv? A bad wedding officiant and someone who phone sexed their mom battle it out to see who gets a chance at the $30,000 grand prize.

Nov 12, 2019

We Got That D!

We learn the misery of "accidental man-boobs," how many jolts of electricity Q can take, and which of the Tenderloins was an "accident." Our contestants must get over shameful family antics to compete for a chance at a $30,000 grand prize.

Nov 19, 2019

So That’s Murder Then?

Jameela shows us that there are some things you never want to find in your toilet, Sal shows us how to ruin a wedding, and a pants-wetter and a forgetful husband battle it out for a chance to win the $30,000 grand prize.

Nov 26, 2019

If My Grandmother Was That Hot, I’d Go For Her Too

Murr doesn’t want to “pucker up,” and Sal would rather have fire ants on his face than have this misery. Will a bidet victim or someone who showed nudes to their boss become the master of misery and winner of the $30,000 grand prize?.

Dec 3, 2019

Check Out This Sucker!

Find out which of our Tenderloins' moms came out to witness a doctor retrieving a live animal from a nose. Will a fart professional or someone caught before the act become the master of misery and get a shot at the $30,000 grand prize?

Dec 10, 2019

They Made Me Do It!

In this game we learn which books you never want to hear at bedtime, and the most miserable way to get "stuck" cheating. A flasher and a scorned fiance compete to see who gets to the final round and a chance at the $30,000 grand prize.

Dec 17, 2019