Those Scurvy Rascals

Panty Island

Our three piratin' scallywags discover a map showing the whereabouts of some bottom bounty! They find a chest full of pants and have to escape from the natives and a giant washing machine monster! Shiver me panties!

Apr 12, 2005

Pants Odyssey

Pant domination on a universal scale seems likely as our crew journey into outer space to discover a pant infested planet! Smelly Pete blasts their ship into the sky, only to discover the pants are not what they appear to be.

Pet Pants

When Polly the Parrot discovers a pretty spotted egg on board The Soiled Pair she decides to mother her 'baby' until it hatches. But the boisterous Scurvy Rascals have other ideas and take the egg for breakfast!

Pantartica

A scorching hot day has Those Scurvy Rascals pedalling their fan furiously - shooting them across the world to Pantartica! Landing at the feet of some sneaky penguins, the scurvy pant-nappers follow the trail for treasure.

The Great Pantcreas Operation

Two giant pink sea monsters play with the The Soiled Pair until a slip of the tentacle sees the ship and it's pant stealin' pirates sail down one unlucky monster's throat. Luckily Smelly Pete burps up a monster anatomy book!

Scaredy Pants

Sissy Le Poop and Smelly Pete lay back on the ocean waves, playing their instruments. But when Shark Bait grabs his trumpet, his playing is so bad that he gets blasted off the ship on to the nearest island.

Under Water Pants

Rascals sink their vessel when challenging one another to a pant-astic diving competition. Shark Bait soon discovers that rescuing their treasure from the grip of a stubborn oyster is a tricky business.

Raiders of the Lost Pants

Uncovering a Panty Pyramid, while playing volleyball, the Rascals navigate their way through frightening passageways until they reach the golden pants trophy and awaken the sleeping mummy.

Mail Pants

Those Scurvy Rascals discover the wonders of internet shopping from the comfort of The Soiled Pair - but they don't want gold and they don't want treasure, they only want your pants!

Super Pants

Sissy Le Poop's tea party is interrupted by a flashing on the radar which can mean only one thing - pants ahoy! The Rascals have to come up with a plan to de-pant Super Pants which leads Polly into a sticky situation!

Dr Pete And Mr Hyde

The Rascals set about concocting a scientific brew that will fulfil all of their wildest pant-filled dreams! But sadly for the crew their enthusiasm for pants backfires and Smelly Pete is turned into a crazed monster!

Robot Pants

Those Scurvy Rascals are awakened by a persistent little robot wanting to take them back to his home island! But the little robot had been sent out for fresh pirate meat and they are forced to compete in robot fighting arena!

Mama Bait

Shark Bait spots something disastrous on the horizon - Mama Bait! Mama sets to work making The Soiled Pair sparkle - and embarrassing Shark Bait in the way only Mama knows how!

Fist Full of Pants

Those Scurvy Rascals set sail for the Wild West where they discover that Smelly Pete is a dead ringer for a wanted criminal! Can the Rascals escape the Sheriff to return to a life of pant-crime?

Miner Pants

The Soiled Pair has seen better days, and needs a good rummaging in its engine, but unfortunately for Those Scurvy Rascals they aren't the brightest of sea-farin' souls and pull the plug out of the sea!

The Pirate Panty Pasty

There's not a morsel to eat on board when a mysterious fridge pops up from the waves - could this be the cure to the famine on board. The fridge contains an enormous panty-pasty! But are our pant-loving pirates that lucky?

1001 Arabian Pants

As every sea-farin' pirate knows, a cave usually means a genie in a lamp and they are soon back on their mission to steal every pair of pants in sight - even if they're on a genie's bottom!

Sumo Pants

When a Sumo wrestler comes mysteriously floating across the seas wearing a large pair of pants, Those Scurvy Rascals cannot resist following him back to Japan. They want those extra large panties!

Jurassic Pants

Shark Bait is kidnapped by a Jurassic bird! Mounting a rescue mission, the others come across a Jurassic dinosaur wearing the biggest pair of pants they've ever seen. They aren't about the forfeit their treasure!

Panties Are Forever

Those Scurvy Rascals swap The Soiled Pair for a day at an art gallery - home to a magnificent panty-shaped diamond! The pirates stake out the museum but hadn't bargained on a sneaky pant-loving Frenchman!

Princess And The Pants

Smelly Pete's lying back snoring on deck when Shark Bait spots a beautiful princess in the distance. Those Scurvy Rascals gallantly prepare to rescue her - not least because she's waving her very pretty pants at them!

Panties On Parade

Shark Bait gets carried away with his cooking and squirts on a poisonous green substance instead of the mustard! Smelly Pete spirals into a nightmarish delusion where all the pants he's ever kidnapped come back to haunt him!

Gorilla Circus

A troop of performing gorillas reveal their sparkly show-pants! Pants that glitter prove too much for Those Scurvy Rascals as they become performin' pirates in the Big Top in order to get the gorillas out of their pants!

Pantium 3000

A group of half-witted pirates such as Those Scurvy Rascals shouldn't be allowed near technical equipment like computers! Shark Bait's demonstrating his new scanner to his shipmates when something goes awry!

Lochness Pantster

Time is plentiful on the ship, which leads Those Scurvy Rascals to do some crazy things! In the distance they spot that elusive legend - the Loch Ness Pantster and set out to capture his tartan panties!

Pantcake Day