Puppets Who Kill

Pilot

Oct 4, 2002

Buttons, The City Counsellor And The City Counsellor's Wife

When the guys at the halfway house learn all they have to do to get a satellite dish is for Buttons to sleep with the city counsellor's wife, they pressure him to do so. Meanwhile, Dan and Bill get in a battle of wills over the toilet seat.

Oct 11, 2002

Cuddles Goes To Jail

Buttons testifies against an old boss and has the opportunity to make $5 million if he can keep his hands of the jury forewoman.

Oct 18, 2002

Buttons Goes To Court

Dan sends Cuddles to jail for swearing and Cuddles ends up running the place by the end of his stay; Dan thinks that Bill might be the infamous testicle thief.

Oct 25, 2002

Bill's Brain

Bill enters the hospital for a lobotomy unaware his surgeon has a secret grudge; Buttons has sex with a nurse in a storage room full of dangerous diseases.

Oct 31, 2002

The Island Of Skip-Along Pete

Skip-Along Pete invites Rocko to his remote island planning to hunt him down for sport.

Nov 8, 2002

Rocko's Telethon

Rocko goes on a telethon supporting people who were impaled and goes off the wall because Bill forgot to give him some pills to calm him down. Also, Buttons tries to hit on a woman on the telethon, and Cuddles winds up with a stripper while delivering money to the telethon.

Nov 15, 2002

Cuddles The Safety Mascot

Cuddles has big shoes to fill when he replaces a legendary safety mascot who was killed on the job; Dan makes Rocko and Buttons work at a hazardous-waste site.

Nov 22, 2002

Dan's Crush

Nov 29, 2002

Dan The Greeter

Dash gets a job as a greeter for a department store; Miss Smith becomes obsessed with Dan.

Cuddles Gets Laid

Dan struggles to control Cuddles after Cuddles has his first sexual experience; Bill is paired with ventriloquist Curious Bob, a former partner he once attempted to kill.

Dec 13, 2002

Dan's Umbrella

Dan leaves his umbrella at the CBC during a tour and has to fight the bureacracy to get it back. Bill finds and steals the CBC's secret collection of celebritiess brains

Dec 20, 2002

Mr. Quigley, The Asshole Next Door

Dec 27, 2002

The Payback

Jan 3, 2003