Icky Free Kids

First Day of School

The Blue Guy takes over a school for gifted kids to indoctrinate the children in bad health habits.

Jan 1, 2017

Kids Like Candy

Icky thinks he's found that the best way to earn a child's trust - by giving them candy. But he soon finds out this is harder than it looks.

Dairy Dairy Quite Contrary

Icky explains that with a little jingle and a good marketing campaign, you can get a kid to like just about anything - even if it isn't good for them.

Meat Is Neat

Icky has found the best way to trick the kids by asking them "where do you get your protein?" But what he doesn't know is the kids are ready for his sneaky tactics.

The Sun Is No Fun

Icky explains to the kids how dangerous the sun is and why they should never EVER play outside again.

On The Scene With Caffeine

Icky reveals his amazing wisdom that life is better if you never sleep and only drink caffeine. The kids try this out - and well you'll have to see what happens.

Processed Foods Good! Fruits and Veggies Wack!

Icky has a public service announcment - if it comes in a box and can or a bag - it's good for you. Fruits and Vegetables are dangerous - You have been warned!

Flu Season

Flu Season or Sugar Season? There is a conspiracy in the fall that Icky wants to tell you about.

eXercise

Icky is here to make it clear that its time we dumped activity and made it our EXcercise. Sweating is gross!

Blue Water

Icky realizes he needs to let the kids in on how the Blue Corporation makes all their money - Blue Water.