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The Official Rare Exports Inc. Safety Instructions 2005

★ 7.1/10•2005•10m•K-15•Action•Comedy

Misbehavior Will End

Not meant for the public eye, this film reveals the dark reality of what's wrong with company's product. With its primitive instincts triggered by bad behaviour of people around it, the seemingly tame Father Christmas will forget the intensive training and turn into a brutal beast. You better watch out, you better not cry, There's no room for mistakes.

Jalmari Helander · Director

Jalmari Helander · Writer

Juuso Helander · Writer

StatusReleased
Runtime10m
LanguageFI
Release DateSep 22, 2005

Actors

Otso Tarkela

Father Christmas

Onni Tommila

Onni Tommila

Boy

Tommi Korpela

Tommi Korpela

Marker

Jorma Tommila

Jorma Tommila

Sniper

Tazu Ovaska

Tazu Ovaska

Tracker

Niko Saarela

Niko Saarela

Harbour Worker

Petri Manninen

Harbour Worker

Kari Miettinen

Harbour Worker

Kimmo Tolvanen

Harbour Worker

Aimo Lehtonen

Father Christmas - in training

Jonathan Hutchings

Jonathan Hutchings

Narrator (voice)

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