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The Cauliflower of Destiny

The Cauliflower of Destiny

2026•1h 17m•Comedy•Drama•Fantasy

Stifled Ania, trapped in a grimy grocery store, is suffocating under her mother’s toxic control. Salvation arrives via a discarded cauliflower that, unsettlingly, starts talking. At first a witty mentor, the vegetable’s advice soon sours into a grotesque push for revenge. As her rebellion escalates from petty pranks to radical acts, Ania must decide: is this edible oracle her savior or a deranged voice of self destruction? A darkly comic journey where freedom tastes like rot.

Anna Urbańczyk · Director

Emil Miszkowicz-Adamowicz · Screenplay

StatusReleased
Runtime1h 17m
LanguagePL
Release DateSep 21, 2026

Actors

Maja Michnacka

Ania

Gabriela Muskała

Gabriela Muskała

Elżbieta

Sebastian Stankiewicz

Sebastian Stankiewicz

Wawek

Pola Król

Ewa

Adam Woronowicz

Adam Woronowicz

Cauliflower (voice)

Mikołaj Kubacki

Mikołaj Kubacki

Janek

Grzegorz Przybył

Grzegorz Przybył

Mr. Staszek

Karol Bernacki

Karol Bernacki

Michał

Pitry Pitry

Pitry Pitry

Kaśka

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